he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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