I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
The air taste purple.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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