ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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