someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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