he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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