In the future we'll all be gay
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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