Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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