So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Randomize
