I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
