Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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