A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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