im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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