this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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