yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
