i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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