; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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