Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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