I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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