My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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