I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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