dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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