using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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