How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I just cut my nipple shaving
So gin and wine won't be happening again
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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