yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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