Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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