I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
smell my finger.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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