Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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