I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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