i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
This is classic penis vs brain.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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