:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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