It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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