i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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