but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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