I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
