Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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