I wanna bring you to show and tell
pop tarts are not kleenex
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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