Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
