IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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