I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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