I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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