Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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