And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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