Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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