OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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