I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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