She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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