I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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