Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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