my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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