this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Two words: blizzard sex
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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