Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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