Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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