Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
wow bdsm is so cute
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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