Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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