Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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