HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Holy shit dude........stairs
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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