She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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